Call me your sugar.

Lemme tell you a story..
So this boy was very cute, i was sitting at the railing eating my ice cream.
So he stare at me ( very guailan face somemore ), so i asked him to sit beside me, i give him one mouth.
But sadly he can't get up the railing cause he's too short.
I was giggling.. guess what, he pull my leg.
GREAT.
Then he show me the " Look who's the one laughing now " face.
Argh. K, i today very happy tell you guys something funny that my father tried to do.
Daddy: Eh, you believe i can open this beer bottle with a cardboard?
Me: Yeahyeah, you try.
Daddy: Come i show you (so he tried umpteen times.)
Me: Open already?
Daddy: tsk, this cardboard not good one. (Then he put the cardboard on my table.)
Me: Kiang jiu ho, mai gei kiang. (It's good to be smart, but dont act smart.)
He smack my head. Then he walk away.
Happy ending.




p/s: My uncle watch boys over flowers. ( so gay )
I know you are reading it, so please share with me your chips.