What's with the captions?

Holy mama.
Estella came over to my house in the afternoon.
To help me dye back my hair.
Cab to town after that, met up with the rest.
HOHOHO!
Hit bugis..
Sat there, and wait for xx and van.
Wlao eh.. i dont know go how many trips to bugis junction to and fro already lor.
Something stupid happen.-.-
So everyone arrived, went coffeeshop.
Peishan, sher, rach and xy left first..
Haji... - RTC...
Haha, shan and vans left first.
Guess who's the remaining ones? Hohoho!
Bugis street after that, and home sweet home around 11.
Lalala.

Don't you think my eyebrow scar is sexy?

Twist!

You offend me? i give you one kick, make sure you fly to newyork.

Hoho.

Swear its super candid.

I was about to jump!

Self-indulgence. HOHOHO!
Ciao!
p/s: i've got a jiaobin!